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k Saal Main Kitni Raatain
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Teacher: Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain Hoti Hai?
Aman :10 Raatain Hoti Hai!
Teacher: 10 Raatain Kaise ?
Aman: 9 Navaratri Aur 1 Shivratri….
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Itne… Pyaar se?
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Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…
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A Donkey kicked sardar
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka ...
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Khana Kaisa Hai
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Husband gusse me:Aaj tumne ye kesa khana banaya hai?
Bilkul Gobar jaisa hai!
Wife: uff Mere khudaya! Iss Admi ne kia kia chakkha huwa hai.
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Majak ki aadat
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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai...
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Dekhne Ka Waqt
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Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Pathan:Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT...
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Murga boyfriend
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Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay...
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Eid ka tofa
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Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka ...
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Mere Paas Chabi Hai
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Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa...
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