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| HOTGURGAON JOKES |
| Jokes, Jokes for all ... Funny Jokes,
Humor Jokes, Hilarious, Knock-Knock Jokes, Political Jokes,Yo Mamma Jokes,
Blonde Jokes
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| Warm and Moist! |
Customer: I'd like to buy some dog food.
Salesman: Do you have a dog?
Customer: Yes.
Salesman: Where is he?
Customer: He's at home.
Salesman: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the same customer returns.
Customer: I'd like to buy some cat food.
Salesman: Do you have a cat?
Customer: Yes.
Salesman: Well…where is she?
Customer: She's at home!
Salesman: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the customer returns again.
Salesman: What's in the sack?
Customer: Put your hand inside.
Salesman: Hmmm…It's warm and moist! What is it?
Customer: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
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